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♔ / Posted on November 26 2011 at 11:49pm via early-onset-of-night with 33,643 notes
wet-will: piffington: Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist. revenge you’re doing it right Are you kidding, that’s a fucking terrible thing to do. This guy should have to cover her tattoo removal/cover-up expenses and pay her a shit ton of money on top of that. Congratulations, she cheated on you. It was a shitty a thing to do, but life moves on afterwards. A large, permanent tattoo of a giant pile of shit will follow you forever, prevent you from being hired and basically ruin your life. Grow the fuck up and deal with your problems like an adult.

wet-will:

piffington:

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

revenge you’re doing it right

Are you kidding, that’s a fucking terrible thing to do. This guy should have to cover her tattoo removal/cover-up expenses and pay her a shit ton of money on top of that.

Congratulations, she cheated on you. It was a shitty a thing to do, but life moves on afterwards. A large, permanent tattoo of a giant pile of shit will follow you forever, prevent you from being hired and basically ruin your life.

Grow the fuck up and deal with your problems like an adult.

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